I have no idea what I want to be

So I'm in my second year of college and I'm still not sure who I want to be.. I did some research online and I think I want to become a nurse, it seems to be a a hot new field according to hottest careers at real work real pay. They say that the demand will grow by more than 20% in the next 10 years and they pay is great too, how can I go wrong? I'm not sure about this yet, but I'll start taking more life sciences classes to see if I like it and I'll go from there...

I love puppies

I admit it, I'm not against exploiting my puppy to pick up men. I know, you're judging me, but there have been studies done on it and apparently it's pretty effective. I even wrote an article about men using cute animals to pick up women while I was in college. A psychologist I interviewed confirmed that babies work just as well... but I imagine that's only if the baby isn't yours. But please don't kidnap babies to impress girls. Abduction and seduction are like oil and vinegar... they taste delightful with garlic toast but make a terrible analogy. I've been described as "quick-witted" and/or "sassy," but the fact that I told you that in a fashion that is neither quick-witted nor sassy is now giving you doubts to its truth. Regardless, I'm hoping to find someone to match wits with. I guess it doesn't matter how clever you think you are if the person you're with doesn't get your humour. Also, I will work you at air hockey. I'm not even kidding. Seriously guys, I'm like undefeated.